Don’t let the prominent underbite fool you; Mr. Bean takes his career as spokesdog for Quiet Island seriously. Defying stereotypes of what it means to be a man in today’s world, Bean adds a gentle touch to staff meetings and gatherings. Available for side gigs and lap-sitting at zero dollars.

NICKNAME: Niles Crane

KEEPS HIM UP AT NIGHT? Black Dog Syndrome

CELEBRITY CRUSH? Asta from “The Thin Man”